grrrlfever:

if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me

not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego

rlymax:

imagine if butterflies breathed fire 

but only a little bit of fire

the-yolocaust:

list of successful pickup lines

• “hahah so….nice weather were having…just like you…shit i meant you look nice today just like the weather…no wait”
• start breakdancing for 5 hours straight and if she tries to leave then drag her back
• show her your nipple collection that you store in your trunk
• try to tear out a sheet of aluminum foil without crumpling it in any way
• [laminated paper wobbling noise]
• “bitch i might be”

urbancatfitters:

i dont care abt anything i just want to dress cute and listen to music

bbolin:

when u think ur over someone but then they do something really cute and u end up liking them even more

theyellowbrickroad:

i get high self esteem when a cat that hates everybody else ends up liking me

aspect-of-life:

time for some hot shower sex minus the sex

msjewbooty:

there is literally nothing stopping me from digging a hole. i could dig a hole right now.